Thursday, April 30, 2009

I listened to this song 54 times yesterday ...



... because it was the only CD I had and pretty much the only song on the CD I actually like.

This is what most of Central California looks like. I took a picture of this when I drove by a sign that said "Shittown, Population: The Entirety of California's Central Valley". I'm never apologizing for this post.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Nobody Did It Better

This guy just loved to say, "Fuck you."



Image via: SI

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Friday, April 17, 2009

It's the Weekend ...



... and it's my friend's b-day.

- There will be surprises
- There will be celebration
- There will be good times
- There will be a drive
- There will be a slumber party at my parents'
- There will be awesome

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

It's a Wild World



Now that I've lost everything to you
You say you wanna start something new
And it's breakin' my heart you're leavin'
Baby, I'm grievin'
But if you wanna leave, take good care
Hope you have a lot of nice things to wear
But then a lot of nice things turn bad out there

CHORUS:
Oh, baby, baby, it's a wild world
It's hard to get by just upon a smile
Oh, baby, baby, it's a wild world
and I'll always remember you like a child, girl

You know I've seen a lot of what the world can do
And it's breakin' my heart in two
Because I never wanna see you sad, girl
Don't be a bad girl
But if you wanna leave, take good care
Hope you make a lot of nice friends out there
But just remember there's a lot of bad and beware

CHORUS

Lalalalala....

Baby, I love you
But if you wanna leave, take good care
Hope you make a lot of nice friends out there
But just remember there's a lot of bad and beware

FAIL: Being a Businessman



You suck.

Monday, April 13, 2009

When Stupid Things Happen to German People



Jumping into a polar bear enclosure is really stupid. It really makes me wonder what this chick was up to. Apparently there was a fence and a hedge she had to make it over to get into the water. Was she protesting? Was this an animal rights move? At this point no one seems to know. I'll tell you this much, after that bear took a bite out of her, I'm sure she's not going back in there again.