Heavy Rotation: The Smith Girlfriend in a Coma

It's the Weekend ...

... and it's my friend's b-day.

- There will be surprises
- There will be celebration
- There will be good times
- There will be a drive
- There will be a slumber party at my parents'
- There will be awesome

It's a Wild World

Now that I've lost everything to you
You say you wanna start something new
And it's breakin' my heart you're leavin'
Baby, I'm grievin'
But if you wanna leave, take good care
Hope you have a lot of nice things to wear
But then a lot of nice things turn bad out there

CHORUS:
Oh, baby, baby, it's a wild world
It's hard to get by just upon a smile
Oh, baby, baby, it's a wild world
and I'll always remember you like a child, girl

You know I've seen a lot of what the world can do
And it's breakin' my heart in two
Because I never wanna see you sad, girl
Don't be a bad girl
But if you wanna leave, take good care
Hope you make a lot of nice friends out there
But just remember there's a lot of bad and beware

CHORUS

Lalalalala....

Baby, I love you
But if you wanna leave, take good care
Hope you make a lot of nice friends out there
But just remember there's a lot of bad and beware

FAIL: Being a Businessman

You suck.

When Stupid Things Happen to German People

Jumping into a polar bear enclosure is really stupid. It really makes me wonder what this chick was up to. Apparently there was a fence and a hedge she had to make it over to get into the water. Was she protesting? Was this an animal rights move? At this point no one seems to know. I'll tell you this much, after that bear took a bite out of her, I'm sure she's not going back in there again.

Try Not to Die Laughing

"Meet a giant fish, fuck it's brains out!"

Kiehl's Facial Fuel ...

... put it on your face.

Why?

Because I do, and I have the best looking face in the world.