The Mayer of Paso Robles

Last night Jen, Ani and I did John Mayer. I mean we didn't do him, but you know ... we did him. Also pictured: J. Slo, JAm-O, T Bell, Colbie Callait, John Mayer, David Ryan Harris, Wasted Lady with Motorhome fetish, Wasted Teenagers Who Feel Terrible Today.

Red.


Green.


Purple.


Colbie ...


The curious case of Jen Poore's party face ...

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The crew ...


The crew with JAm-O ...


World's Best Boss and World's 2nd Best Husband ...


John Mayer + David Ryan Harris ...


Rocking ...


T Bell will deliver bad news in a good way ...


The phenomenon of Mayerface ...


This woman told us that John Mayer's motorhome was beautiful 1 million times. I don't think she liked it much.


Put it above your mantle. Right next to your bottle of charcoal-filtered vodka.


MasterCard Moment:

John Mayer Tickets ... $120
(10) Beers for your Date ... $50
Having her throw up all over you and watching as she pisses herself ... Priceless.




But don't just look at the pretty pictures, enjoy the action:

Colbie performing, peep the makeout sesh at the 00:14 mark ... sexy ...



John Mayer sings Stop This Train ...



Jen saw John's nipple but wasn't satisfied ...

Savage is Samoan!

The wife is gonna be so proud ...

Stop Talking About Amazing

When it's been right here all along: