Thursday, April 30, 2009

I listened to this song 54 times yesterday ...



... because it was the only CD I had and pretty much the only song on the CD I actually like.

This is what most of Central California looks like. I took a picture of this when I drove by a sign that said "Shittown, Population: The Entirety of California's Central Valley". I'm never apologizing for this post.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Nobody Did It Better

This guy just loved to say, "Fuck you."



Image via: SI

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Friday, April 17, 2009

It's the Weekend ...



... and it's my friend's b-day.

- There will be surprises
- There will be celebration
- There will be good times
- There will be a drive
- There will be a slumber party at my parents'
- There will be awesome

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

It's a Wild World



Now that I've lost everything to you
You say you wanna start something new
And it's breakin' my heart you're leavin'
Baby, I'm grievin'
But if you wanna leave, take good care
Hope you have a lot of nice things to wear
But then a lot of nice things turn bad out there

CHORUS:
Oh, baby, baby, it's a wild world
It's hard to get by just upon a smile
Oh, baby, baby, it's a wild world
and I'll always remember you like a child, girl

You know I've seen a lot of what the world can do
And it's breakin' my heart in two
Because I never wanna see you sad, girl
Don't be a bad girl
But if you wanna leave, take good care
Hope you make a lot of nice friends out there
But just remember there's a lot of bad and beware

CHORUS

Lalalalala....

Baby, I love you
But if you wanna leave, take good care
Hope you make a lot of nice friends out there
But just remember there's a lot of bad and beware

FAIL: Being a Businessman



You suck.

Monday, April 13, 2009

When Stupid Things Happen to German People



Jumping into a polar bear enclosure is really stupid. It really makes me wonder what this chick was up to. Apparently there was a fence and a hedge she had to make it over to get into the water. Was she protesting? Was this an animal rights move? At this point no one seems to know. I'll tell you this much, after that bear took a bite out of her, I'm sure she's not going back in there again.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Try Not to Die Laughing



"Meet a giant fish, fuck it's brains out!"

Kiehl's Facial Fuel ...

... put it on your face.

Why?

Because I do, and I have the best looking face in the world.

Makes You Want To Travel ...

... doesn't it?



Globe Trotter's Surf Rider Collection. Classic, elegant, with interiors reminiscent of 60's Hawaiian floral shirts.

Concessions in a Recession

I've been wanting this watch from J Crew for a while, it's a watch collaboration they did with Timex. This is what it looks like:



It's not an overpowering watch, just glancing at it it's really not that amazing at all. But the simplicity of it struck me. I love the subtle details like the military watch band (metal clasps incorporated throughout the nylon band). I just feel like it's such a cool little unassuming time piece.

And to be honest, it's not very expensive ($150). But we are in a recession, and because we are in a recession you have to justify your purchases. How do I justify the purchase of said watch for $150 when for that amount I could buy two weeks worth of groceries from Trader Joe's? The simple answer ... I can't.

Undeterred I've gone back to the saying of my childhood neighbors. They were a family of Mormons, so naturally there were like millions of them. Because of their fierce numbers they had to be budget conscious and would always say "Why buy that? You could make that?" I thought to myself Shit, that makes sense.

So I decided to embark upon a journey of finding the ingredients to recreate the J Crew x Timex wristwatch. I already had an Invicta Pro Diver that I was not using, or really getting much use out of. It looked like this:



I figured I could remove the metal bracelet and replace it with the watch band from the J Crew watch. But what kind of band was it? I tried searching for "watch band with metal loops" "watch band with metal clasps" etc, etc. Nothing. So I started doing a little research on the actual J Crew x Timex watch and found out that it was simply known as a "Military Watch Band".

A quick search of this term populated some great results. One such result took me to County Comm Government Products Group. Here's the link to their watch bands but you may also want to check out the rest of their stuff, its very cool and very affordable (grappling hooks, trauma bandages, and so forth). Once there I found this band and knew it would work:



Ordering was done through Paypal, and since they are in California I received the band in 2 days (not bad). I went about the business of removing the metal bracelet from my Invicta. Even with crude tools (scissors, switch blade knife and screwdriver) removal was pretty simple. Then I simply strung the nylon band through my watch and buckled it.

The band was a little long so I cut about an inch off of it. Then the edges began to fray and I was a little bummed. But then I just put the frated edge over the flame of my lighter and it melted perfectly. Bam! Here's the result:



Total damages:

Watch band .........$17
Shipping ...........$6
Used Invicta Watch .$0

Total ............. $23

Concessions in a Recession

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Heavy Rotation: Belle and Sebastian

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Heavy Rotation: Ray LaMontagne